Sarah Palin’s Kids’ Ridiculous Names

I really am closed-minded when it comes to kids names. I like names that connect kids to historic traditions, rather than ones that signify the child’s uniqueness in the world. So, obviously, Sarah Palin’s kids’ ridiculous names are another reason I won’t be voting for McCain-Palin in November.

Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.

Using the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator, I determined that my own name would be: “Claw Washout Palin.” Sweet.

Try it out.

Published by David Yamane

Sociologist at Wake Forest U, student of gun culture, tennis player, racket stringer (MRT), whisk(e)y drinker, bow-tie wearer, father, husband. Not necessarily in that order.

One thought on “Sarah Palin’s Kids’ Ridiculous Names

  1. I’ve always liked the name Piper. Actually I kind of like all of those names. You’d think someone who calls himself BIG SLAPPY might be more open-minded. Also, your students are DOUR because they are rich brats who all look like they came out of a J-Crew catalogue. All except the vball players of course…

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