Given my advancing age, I’m not a big fan of tattoos generally, so I appreciated receiving the following “New Rule” for 2006 by George Carlin from a student. Thanks Juliet.
New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it
doesn’t make you spiritual. It’s right above the crack of your ass.
And it translates to “beef with broccoli.” The last time you did
anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren’t pregnant.
You’re not spiritual. You’re just high.